I came in to work wearing my Halloween costume. I'm "Jay Jay" Watt!
There are several things I should have considered before I made my decision to go as J.J. Watt.
1. I have no muscles. The big shoulder pads and large, roomy sleeves seem to emphasize this.
2. I have no backside. The football pants hide nothing. I need to work on my glutes.
3. I'm not tall and menacing in a football uniform. I'm short. And adorable.
What do you think of my costume? What are you going to be?